Monday, June 15, 2009


What up! I am finally in Paraguay! The flight was so ridiculously long but 
it was worth it. we had to where like masks and stuff when we came off the 
Argentina plane and be checked for any illnesses. we got to the airport and 
we were welcomed by our President and sister wade of the mission. they are 
such cool people! we then went to there house and ate lunch and kinda had a 
few meetings. we then went a few streets over to the mission office where we 
slept for the night . After that we woke up the next morning and met our 
trainers/companions. my new comp or padre is Elder Brown from Sacremento 
California. hes been out for 1 year and he said its scary how fast it goes. 
he speaks spanish extremely well and knows quite a bit of guarani. we arrive 
at our house in beautiful piribebuy! 90% of the people speak guarani. they 
think its so funny when the ask me if i speak spanish and i say a little and 
the n they say what about guarani? they also think it is hilarious when i 
say me name is elder burr and they ask if i am related to president bush and 
also if i am from Springfeild on the simpsons because of Mr Burns on 
simpsons. most of the little kids now call me bart simpson. anywho we got to 
our house and took me suit off and we went right out into the real world and 
started teaching people it was crazy! they speak so fast and they throw 
guarni with it. the usually say stuff to me and i just smile for all i know 
they could be saying someone died and i just say QUE BUENO! we walk easily 
quite a few miles a day uphill and the roads are either dirt sand mud or 
jagged stones so it kills your feet. the people are so nice you tell them 
who you are and the are more than happy to listen to what you say and except 
reading and going to church and praying , however they usually never keep 
their commitments so its frustrating. its funny everyone one has fences in 
front of their houses and so you dont know but clap hahah i thought that was 
the funniest thing in the world. they come outside and tell you to come in 
and invite you to drink some terere which is this nasty hay drink with 
either cold or hot water and whenever people come over they pass it around 
and everyone sucks all over the medal straw haha were not allowed to drink 
it, thats to bad not! anyway our pday is on mondays and this is around the 
time i email. i exchanged my u.s cash for guarni, its way confusing. its 
funny every expensive store you walk in there is a guard with a shotgun 
haha. oh ya so our bathroom is pretty much crap. to work the sink you have 
to turn on the shower. to work the toilet you ask? yep you have to turn on 
the shower. there is this like lamp string you use to flush the toilet its 
crazy. the houses and people here are so poor it just doesnt evern seem 
real. 95% of the houses in piribebuy are made of mud and brick with a medal 
roof. everyone is pretty much losing their teeth and hasnt showered for what 
smells like months and its funny because they wear english shirts and i ask 
what it means and they just make stuff up haha. the other day we went to go 
buy empanadas, chipa, bollos and all of a sudden this car comes around the 
corner with his music on listening to J-lo "you must not know about me" i 
was laughing so hard haha and also i saw a 
TGIF in Asuncion!! it was insane! some other songs i have heard here 
is kelly clarkson, 50 cent in da club, and Nelly grills hahaha they are a 
little behind in music. also Guns N roses sweet child o mine ha. the 
bus´here are so insane they just cram as many people as they can in there 
also i get trashed in soccer we had ward night on thursday and i got showed 
up by some 8 year old, he went right through my legs and scored. also we 
teach english at ward night haha its so funny you point at the and say stuff 
like YOU HAVE AN ORANGE SHIRT! and they think you said something mean so 
everyone starts laughing even though they have no idea what you said but 
then you write what you said on the chalk board in spanish and they all 
laugh and say ohhhh. haha its pretty funny. they also love to hear me play 
the piano, one of the women in our ward wanted me to play titanic haha i 
just played the right hand and she loved it haha at church i play the piano 
for sacrement and its funny because elder brown and i have to sing really 
loud because if we dont it sounds like they are singing something way 
different! we had our first baptism by the way ! her name is primative she 
is this 40 year old lady who has been taught for years about the gospel but 
has never wanted to get baptized but elder brown and i shared a scripture 
and our testimony and started crying and said she wanted to be baptized it 
was crazy but so so cool she has the strongest testimony!! Elder brown 
baptized her and i shared my testimony at the meeting we have two more 
baptisms this week, miguel and roman i am supposed to baptise both haha im 
so excited!! also when we go teach people we always start out with a song 
just elder brown and i they love to hear us sing haha and there is a member 
name inocensio who loves us and he tells his wife he is going to work but 
ends up falling us around everywhere haha i think he makes and sells frames 
or something he brings his little boy along with us cooca. we call him 
cooca roacha haha anyway he asked if i had a girlfriend and i said yes her 
name is tracie. crazy? no tracie, crazy? haha i have no idea how he got that 
its kinda like bush and mr burns and my name. anywho not much else going on 
here its super cold at night when we are out walking and the stars here are 
soo bright! i hope all is well i miss you all every morning i was getting 
home sick but i am doing alot better its just hard to work here when you 
cant understand what people are saying. let me know how everythings going. 
Tracie i wrote you a letter and its on the way to the u.s. i can only email 
close family which sucks but i will be blessed for being obedient ha. our 
address is
elder burr/misiom paraguay-asuncion-norte/capitan Miranda 1681/casillade 
corre 1871/ asuncion-paraguay. i love you all tracie girl i love you be 
happy stay positive! nephews nieces dont get to big while im gone i want to 
be able to recognize you when i gat home! everyone else i love you and keep 
it real! ONE LOVE! here are a few pictures! para siempre dios este con vos! 
elder jacob julious burr

Sunday, June 14, 2009

President and Sister Wade

The six other elders I flew to Paraguay with!
Elder Lisonbee, Elder Allred, Elder Decker,
Elder Hoffman, Elder Brown, and Elder Burr.

Arriving at the MTC

Elder Burr arrived at the MTC
on April 8, 2009!
Here he is doing the infamous picture
of where he will be serving in
Paraguay!
It took some adjusting to the cold
weather in Provo... and lots
of jokes from his companions!
(who are all locals of Utah!)
He enjoys being able to attend the temple
once a week
And has LOVED being at the MTC
with one of his life long friends
Elder Tyson Andes!
While at the MTC Elder Burr was able to hear
from three of the General Authorities, Elder Holland
Elder Nelson, and Elder Ballard. He loved his Spanish
classes and of course all the times he could play his
companions in basketball. He departed the MTC with
six other Elders on Monday June 8th.